THE BAND
KEN BAJOREK
// guitar - keys
Raised by wolves until the age of 15, Ken shaves thrice per day to keep his face from being overtaken by fur. His first chord was played by the howls of his wolf bretheren.
JUSTIN JUNGMAN
// drums
The son of a tour bus driver for Phil Collins., Justin never knew his father. He began smacking the skins when a drum kit appeared on his tenth birthday with the note "love Dad."
KEVIN BILBREY
// vocals - guitar
Abandoned on the steps of a monestary in northern Michigan at just a few weeks old, Kevin spent his formative years living with Monks. He was harmonizing with Gregorian chant before he could walk.
JEFF CARPENTER
// bass
A mathematical, scientific, and musical savant since the age of two, young Jeff was known throughout the world to be a marvel of human possibility. Accidental head trauma at the age of 9 erased all but his musical ability,
GUY VENDITTELLI
// vocals - guitar
Baptised in the toxic waters of a 1979 Lake Erie, Guy has been bald since birth. Undocumented procedures failed to correct the baldness, but left his vocal chords in superhuman condition.